The Holiday Season has come to a close, and here at Happy Home Products we've found our warehouse inexplicably overloaded with an abundance of leftover holiday decor.
Frankly, we're puzzled why some of these items didn't fly out of our doors, but no matter. Our confusion over our surplus inventory is your gain, as we offer these unique and festive ornaments and home adornments at super blow-out savings! Don't wait for next year, when prices are sure to soar once more. Order now and start stockpiling scads of festive delight for next season!
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| Ho Ho . . . Oh Owww |
DETERMINED SANTA
Everyone knows that Santa Claus brings toys to well-behaved boys and girls all around the world. What few to take into consideration, however, is that his delivery routes often take him into some of the most dangerous and inhospitable locations on the planet, such as the Amazon Rainforest where he must wade through piranha-infested waters to deliver his goods. This whimsical ornament depicting Santa, his legs eaten away to skeletal sticks by carnivorous fish but still tottering along bravely, is sure to bring a smile to the face of even the most Grinch-like of observers as they are suddenly confronted with the harsh reality of the high price of delivering gifts of joy to even the most Godless and forsaken of our planet's populace!
REG. PRICE: $24 NOW: 11.96!
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| Too much glitter? Nonsense! |
KING MIDAS GINGERBREAD MAN
We had to don our extra-dark sunglasses to even look at this festive ornament! Thickly encrusted with presumably non-toxic golden glitter, this delightful decoration shines as if touched by King Midas himself! You'll be every bit as touched yourself, when with every handling more and more of this ornament's "extra-shiny" coating rubs off and adheres itself to not just every surface in your home, but also to any exposed body parts of family members and house guests! We're reasonably certain that the glitter dust isn't radioactive, but all the same we recommend keeping exposure limited so the fun doesn't end prematurely with unfortunate genetic mutations!
REG. PRICE: $18 NOW: $9.75!
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| Come on! Feel the burn! |
PILATES BALL ELF
Once you lay eyes on this excruciatingly jolly elf, you'll laugh so hard that you may lose your breath and momentarily black out from lack of oxygen. Not to worry though! Once you regain consciousness this diminutive fitness fanatic will still be rolling around on his big green exercise ball, toning his elfin abs and relentlessly mocking you for letting your own physique slide over to the jiggly side of the scale this season. Rumor has it that this merry sprite has the strength to lift your flagging resolve to finally get off the couch and do something about your own shabby physical appearance, or at the very least blind you to your reflection in the mirror with the eye-scorching atomic green hue of his stylish workout apparel. Either way, its a win-win situation once you add this adorable aerobic imp to your collection of equally priceless treasures designed to put you in a better place, emotionally speaking.
REG. PRICE: $22 NOW: $12.25!
