Jingle All The Way Underpants

NEW FROM THE "HAPPY HOME PRODUCTS" CATALOG:

Now available in fresh pine scent!

When we came across these satiny jingle bell-festooned holiday underpants in a local shopping center, we literally burst into sobs of joy and fell writhing to the floor in disbelief at their overwhelming holiday magnificence. But the price! It was an outrage! We knew in a moment we could do better for our loyal catalog customers.

We spoke not a word, but returned to our offices, picked up the phone and made a quick call. Our overseas factory soon told us we had nothing to dread. With a nod of our heads the shorts were soon ordered, and in a twinkling arrived with a minimal tariff.

In stock now, these Yuletide boxers shine with the luster of new-fallen snow, and are ready to be delivered to you within 5 working days! We know better than to ask what kind of materials our foreign partners used in the creation of these festive vestments, but trust us, their bells are somehow more jingly and their sheen more shiny than their Big Box Store counterparts . . . and at a fraction of the price!

As an added bonus, these whimsical little pants have also been magically infused with the scent of fresh pine!

The perfect gift for that spouse or significant other who has trouble "getting into the holiday spirit" now and then, we're sure that their Scrooge-like sentiments will fly up the chimney once you've convinced them to don these delightful undies.

Adorned with a dozen jingling bells

Take our word for it: in spite of the ringlets of jingle bell indentations left stamped on their thighs, the sight of your beloved standing resplendent 'neath the mistletoe in these spritely skivvies will inspire more than visions of sugar-plums to go dancing through your head!

Order several pairs today, and ensure years of romps through your own domestic winter wonderland for many seasons to come!

Available in sizes from "Elfin" to "Santa Plus."

Just $14.95, or two for $28.

(Do not wear near open flame or electrical devices. Prolonged contact my cause mild blistering. Keep away from pets.)

-Thanks to Melissa from the Common Sense Oversight Agency at The Facility for bringing these to our attention-

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