You'll find yourself alternately doubled over in fits of uncontrollable laughter and trembling with patriotic awe in a corner with your knees drawn up to your chin when confronted with this plush life-size symbol of America's greatness. Comes complete with giant soft feet for creeping silently down dark hallways, and huge polyester-stuffed hands for muffling cries of dissent.
Includes whimsical closed-circuit camera "eyes" and super-sensitive microphone "ears" to record every household activity and conversation with a direct relay to our own quality-assurance agents, making it the perfect Homeland Security mascot. And now, at just $24.98, you can afford to put one in every room and closet of your home so that no matter where you go, there he is! Made in China.
